PETUA MENANG PERTARUHAN

hahaha….kaki judi wajib baca nih..ni teknik pertaruhan terbaik..x perlu kene tipu dengan bomoh..x perlu pakai pengeras..cuma baca cerita dibawah dan ambilkan sebagai pengajaran dalam bertaruh..hahaha

Ada seorang pakcik yang bernama Pak DI yang sangat kaya.

Setiap hari beliau akan menyimpan RM1000 di bank. Setiap hari tepat pukul 9 pagi Pak DI dah pun bersiap sedia terpacak di kaunter bank untuk menyimpan RM1000nya. Setelah lebih kurang setahun berlalu, kehadirannya setiap hari disedari oleh Manager Bank. Menager Bank itu pun memanggilnya ke office dan bertanya...

Manager : Setiap hari saya lihat pak cik akan menympan RM1000 di bank. Apa kerja pak cik?

Pak DI : Saya ni sebenarnya tak de kerja encik. Cuma saya suka bertaruh. Setiap hari saya akan bertaruh dan saya tak pernah kalah.

Manager : Ooo... ini sudah cukup bagus. Tapi pak cik mungkin belum bertemu dengan orang yang teror macam saya ni. Kalau pak cik bertaruh dengan saya jangan haraplah nak menang.

Pak DI : Iye ke? Kalau macam tu jom kita bertaruh.

Manager : Okay. Sebutkan apa saja pak cik nak bertaruh dengan saya.

Pak DI : Macam ni... dalam tempoh 7 hari dari sekarang encik akan kehilangan bulu ketiak encik. Kalau betul encik akan hilang RM1000, kalau tak saya akan bayar encik RM1000.

Manager : Hahaha.. tak logiklah pak cik. Tapi tak pe... saya setuju.

Setelah kedua-duanya setuju mereka pun beredar. Besoknya bila bangun pagi Manager tu pun meraba ketiaknya.. ooh masih ada bulu. Begitulah seterusnya hinggalah sampai ke hari yang ketujuh dia dapati bulu ketiaknyanya masih lagi ada.. Dengan suka hatinya Manager tersebut pun pergilah berjumpa dengan Pak DI.

Manager : Pak cik sorrylah ye! .. bulu ketiak saya masih lagi ada..

Pak DI : Betul ke? Aku tak percaya... Mari sini aku cek...

Lalu dipegangnya ketiak Manager tu. Sambil tersenyum Pak DI pun berkata..

Pak DI : Okaylah.. Betul kata kau. Nah ambil RM1000 ni..Pak DI pun menghulurkannya.

Manager : Hari ni baru pak cik tahu siapa yang teror... Sorrylah pak cik hari ni pak cik tak dapat pergi bank lagi keh.. keh.. keh...

Tiba-tiba Pak Di mengeluarkan RM4000 dan pergi ke kaunter bank. Manager tersebut rasa hairan lalu bertanya pada Pak DI..

Manager : mana pak cik dapat duit sebanyak tu?

Pak DI : Pak cik bertaruh dengan kawan pak cik Guard kat luar tu tadi RM5000.

Manager : Bertaruh apa?

Pak DI : Bertaruh yang pak cik dapat pegang bulu ketiak Manager Bank..
Hahaha...

ATOK : moralnya..jangan bertaruh..dosa tu..kih3

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER BERDEPAN PENCERAIAN BERNILAI $200 JUTA

huh! banyak woo..atok terbaca kisah penceraian manusia terkenal ni di salah satu website berbahasa inggeris..atok pun x pandai sangat nak terjemah ke dalam bahasa melayu..jadi cucu baca la ye lam bi..hik3

Arnold Schwarzenegger Could Face $200 Million Divorce

If Maria Shriver decides to file for divorce from Arnold Schwarzenegger, the payout could put Tiger Woods' $110 million divorce to shame. According to Page Six, the couple's net worth has been placed between $200 million and $400 million, which means should Shriver cut legal ties with her husband of 25 years, she could take over $200 million with her.

Though it's believed the power couple has some sort of prenup in place, the longevity of their marriage and Schwarzenegger's infidelity is likely to trump the relevance of the document in court.

Schwarzenegger and Shriver announced their separation earlier this month, and last week news broke that the former California governor had fathered a child with the couple's former maid and assistant.

Other claims that Schwarzenegger has fathered more than one children with different women have also been making the rounds, most audibly from former 'Bond' girl Jane Seymour, who believes "there will be lots of information coming people's way" in the near future.

"I heard about two more [out of wedlock kids] somebody else knows about," Seymour said in a CNN interview. "I even met someone who knows him well."

Like many in Hollywood, Seymour wasn't the least bit surprised by the news of Schwarzenegger's epic philandering. "I was not even remotely surprised," she said. "The moment I heard it, that there was an announcement of their separation -- he was obviously jumping the gun before everyone else told the world of the news."

Though they are separated, Shriver has yet to file for divorce from Schwarzenegger. However, it is believed she has hired top Hollywood divorce lawyer Laura Wasser should she decide to proceed with a divorce.

sumber : Arnold Schwarzenegger Could Face $200 Million Divorce | PopEater.com

 

amacam? kawin pun banyak duit habis..bercerai lagi la banyak duit abis..hahahaha